Ladies, really… A man may tell you that you can say whatever you like to them. It’s a trap. Don’t do it.
Men act like strong, tough, stoic types, but they’re really sensitive and fuzzy Teddy Ruxpins. Please don’t send them crying to their mamas because you said he’s not as romantic as that shirtless singer in his videos/he needs to work on his head, shoulders, knees, and toes in the gym/honestly I’m not listening to a word you’re saying right now because I’m too busy daydreaming about the shirtless dude in the video.
You play that mess off and say something nice. Why? Because if men really told us how they felt, I can’t… I can’t even finish that sentence.