I’d tell her to take some chances—ask for that number, send the first text, make that call even though you aren’t sure what the reaction will be on the other end. Is there a chance that she’d be rejected? Sure. But there’s also the chance of a great opportunity, running out the door with that girl with that tow up “Just because Ciara did it right don’t mean it looks good on you” ombre weave. Woman up and go get em.
Lanky Laura (to me): Do you want some chips? They’re good but they might stop your heart.
Neighb: What heart?