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"Don’t get no ideas. The answer is still no."

"Don’t get no ideas. The answer is still no."

— 12 hours ago
#beyonce  #jay z  #go away 
Truth: when people are this excited about someone else’s pregnancy, it’s because they are happy it’s someone else’s pregnancy.

And not their own.

Truth: when people are this excited about someone else’s pregnancy, it’s because they are happy it’s someone else’s pregnancy.

And not their own.

— 12 hours ago
#fergie  #pregnancy  #women 
"Keeping secrets are like keeping your feet up when you’re on your period. What for? It all comes out eventually!"

"Keeping secrets are like keeping your feet up when you’re on your period. What for? It all comes out eventually!"

— 4 days ago with 3 notes
#girl talk  #periods  #secrets  #lol  #meagan good  #paula patton 
Sometimes a nice breeze is all you need. Or a mild laxative.

Sometimes a nice breeze is all you need. Or a mild laxative.

— 6 days ago with 2 notes
#me  #summer 
This one guy (aka rndmbyts): Are you too busy to go with me tomorrow? What do you have, like, a nail appointment?

This one guy (aka rndmbyts): Are you too busy to go with me tomorrow? What do you have, like, a nail appointment?

— 1 week ago with 2 notes
#punky brewster  #soleil moon frye  #funny face  #you don't know my life 
See it this way/when I feel down and feel dismayed/the only option is to come to me, come what may/I can ask whoever’s there, whoever cares/but it’s up to me at the end of the day

Lisa Stansfield, Soul Deep

See it this way/when I feel down and feel dismayed/the only option is to come to me, come what may/I can ask whoever’s there, whoever cares/but it’s up to me at the end of the day

Lisa Stansfield, Soul Deep

— 1 week ago
#blossom  #mayim bialik  #lyrics  #lisa stansfield 
If I had a sister, I’d be a true friend, a listening ear, her getaway car driver, and her cheerleader when needed.

I’d never be her competition.

If I had a sister, I’d be a true friend, a listening ear, her getaway car driver, and her cheerleader when needed.

I’d never be her competition.

— 1 week ago with 6 notes
#jhene aiko  #mila j  #sisters  #love 
Yeah, I’m looking at you but I’m not judging you. It’s that old, ashy tattoo that needs a jury.

Yeah, I’m looking at you but I’m not judging you. It’s that old, ashy tattoo that needs a jury.

— 1 week ago with 6 notes
#solange  #sips  #lol 
It’s not that I don’t care about your issues. My problems just happen to trump yours today sooo take yours somewhere else.

It’s not that I don’t care about your issues. My problems just happen to trump yours today sooo take yours somewhere else.

— 1 week ago with 2 notes
#naya rivera  #issues  #problems 
I was about to do a billion and eight crunches before my vacation tomorrow (since I didn’t exercise all year) then I thought

Hey—I look good!

I was about to do a billion and eight crunches before my vacation tomorrow (since I didn’t exercise all year) then I thought

Hey—I look good!

— 3 weeks ago with 2 notes
#melissa mccarthy  #healthy  #love yourself  #curves 
So yes, it’s been a while. I’ve just had a really bad case of dry mouth.

So yes, it’s been a while. I’ve just had a really bad case of dry mouth.

— 3 weeks ago
#tootie  #facts of life  #miss me  #don't answer that  #kim fields 
Because let’s face it—we all have a measure of pink.

Because let’s face it—we all have a measure of pink.

— 2 months ago with 5 notes
#grease  #pink 
Ain’t famous people or the parties they throw/honey I ain’t impressed with all the people you know 

Paula Abdul, The Way That You Love Me

Ain’t famous people or the parties they throw/honey I ain’t impressed with all the people you know

Paula Abdul, The Way That You Love Me

— 2 months ago
#jennifer lopez  #jlo  #paula abdul  #music 
Mae Jemison was my role model when I was young. Who do young ladies look up to today?

Mae Jemison was my role model when I was young. Who do young ladies look up to today?

— 2 months ago
#kim kardashian  #sophia pippen  #celeb kids  #girls 
Timely tip: just because your man doesn’t complain about it, doesn’t mean he likes it.

Because trust—he hates it. And when he’s around other women and you’re doing/wearing/eating like/looking like that, he’s comparing you, taking notes. 

So next time a friend gives you advice that all your other friends didn’t have the courage to give you, instead of digging in your bag of “I’m in denial” quotes about your man liking it, listen.

Timely tip: just because your man doesn’t complain about it, doesn’t mean he likes it.

Because trust—he hates it. And when he’s around other women and you’re doing/wearing/eating like/looking like that, he’s comparing you, taking notes.

So next time a friend gives you advice that all your other friends didn’t have the courage to give you, instead of digging in your bag of “I’m in denial” quotes about your man liking it, listen.

— 3 months ago with 2 notes
#rita ora  #girl bye  #denial  #girlfriends  #thank me later