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Well, if you like, feel free to ask.   Hello. Welcome to my mind. Feel free to stick around, or simply browse. But remember this--if you click onto another page, you're clicking at your own risk. I can only control the crazy I have going on here.

So I’m not really a cyborg. I’ve just used my allotment of emotions for the year so I’m all out.

So I’m not really a cyborg. I’ve just used my allotment of emotions for the year so I’m all out.

— 1 week ago with 1 note
#satc  #sarah jessica parker  #emotions 
Don’t be mad at the friend who told you your sultry, smoky eye looked more like Kung Fu Panda.

Be mad at those who didn’t.

Don’t be mad at the friend who told you your sultry, smoky eye looked more like Kung Fu Panda.

Be mad at those who didn’t.

— 1 week ago with 2 notes
#friends  #supermodels  #giselle bundchen  #heidi klum  #alessandra ambrosio  #makeup 
You weren’t special til I made you so/you better act like you know

Jhene Aiko, The Worst

You weren’t special til I made you so/you better act like you know

Jhene Aiko, The Worst

— 1 week ago with 4 notes
#torrei hart  #kevin hart  #jhene aiko  #lyrics 
"Don’t get no ideas. The answer is still no."

"Don’t get no ideas. The answer is still no."

— 1 month ago
#beyonce  #jay z  #go away 
Truth: when people are this excited about someone else’s pregnancy, it’s because they are happy it’s someone else’s pregnancy.

And not their own.

Truth: when people are this excited about someone else’s pregnancy, it’s because they are happy it’s someone else’s pregnancy.

And not their own.

— 1 month ago with 2 notes
#fergie  #pregnancy  #women 
"Keeping secrets are like keeping your feet up when you’re on your period. What for? It all comes out eventually!"

"Keeping secrets are like keeping your feet up when you’re on your period. What for? It all comes out eventually!"

— 1 month ago with 5 notes
#girl talk  #periods  #secrets  #lol  #meagan good  #paula patton 
Sometimes a nice breeze is all you need. Or a mild laxative.

Sometimes a nice breeze is all you need. Or a mild laxative.

— 1 month ago with 2 notes
#me  #summer 
This one guy (aka rndmbyts): Are you too busy to go with me tomorrow? What do you have, like, a nail appointment?

This one guy (aka rndmbyts): Are you too busy to go with me tomorrow? What do you have, like, a nail appointment?

— 1 month ago with 2 notes
#punky brewster  #soleil moon frye  #funny face  #you don't know my life 
See it this way/when I feel down and feel dismayed/the only option is to come to me, come what may/I can ask whoever’s there, whoever cares/but it’s up to me at the end of the day

Lisa Stansfield, Soul Deep

See it this way/when I feel down and feel dismayed/the only option is to come to me, come what may/I can ask whoever’s there, whoever cares/but it’s up to me at the end of the day

Lisa Stansfield, Soul Deep

— 1 month ago
#blossom  #mayim bialik  #lyrics  #lisa stansfield 
If I had a sister, I’d be a true friend, a listening ear, her getaway car driver, and her cheerleader when needed.

I’d never be her competition.

If I had a sister, I’d be a true friend, a listening ear, her getaway car driver, and her cheerleader when needed.

I’d never be her competition.

— 1 month ago with 8 notes
#jhene aiko  #mila j  #sisters  #love 
Yeah, I’m looking at you but I’m not judging you. It’s that old, ashy tattoo that needs a jury.

Yeah, I’m looking at you but I’m not judging you. It’s that old, ashy tattoo that needs a jury.

— 1 month ago with 7 notes
#solange  #sips  #lol 
It’s not that I don’t care about your issues. My problems just happen to trump yours today sooo take yours somewhere else.

It’s not that I don’t care about your issues. My problems just happen to trump yours today sooo take yours somewhere else.

— 1 month ago with 2 notes
#naya rivera  #issues  #problems 
I was about to do a billion and eight crunches before my vacation tomorrow (since I didn’t exercise all year) then I thought

Hey—I look good!

I was about to do a billion and eight crunches before my vacation tomorrow (since I didn’t exercise all year) then I thought

Hey—I look good!

— 1 month ago with 2 notes
#melissa mccarthy  #healthy  #love yourself  #curves 
So yes, it’s been a while. I’ve just had a really bad case of dry mouth.

So yes, it’s been a while. I’ve just had a really bad case of dry mouth.

— 1 month ago
#tootie  #facts of life  #miss me  #don't answer that  #kim fields 
Because let’s face it—we all have a measure of pink.

Because let’s face it—we all have a measure of pink.

— 3 months ago with 5 notes
#grease  #pink